Comment on Is it possible to eat in such a way that you'll never have to fart?

• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That would be genius marketing right there. I already ordered some online. Can’t wait to smell my own farts.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only reason I haven’t bought some is because I’m poor. Hey devrom guys I just got you a sale. Send me some.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ok, the stuff works! It’s chewable tablets, banana flavored. You’re supposed to take several throughout the day, starting with 2. So, naturally, I threw 6 down my gullet to begin with. You know, for science.

      Next morning, I took a vile shit. Just, crime-against-humanity levels of vileness. It didn’t smell at all. Just… nothing. Farts? No smell. Whatsoever.

      I’m in awe. There is no way I would use this product for daily life (too expensive, too much hassle), but for specific situations (spending time in close quarters with friends or brand new significant other before you broke the poop/fart seal).

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I just want to find a way to get my insurance to pay for it. I’m missing some body parts in my GI tract so I have several crime-against-humanity plops a day. My neighbors would probably be grateful for it.

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lmao, I know what you mean, it was like $20 for what I assume is a monthly supply but I didn’t even look. I’m definitely never buying this again but damn, I had to try it once!

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