Comment on We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

grte@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

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  • Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So that’s the “green eggs and ham” I’ve been hearing about

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      • Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        yup…doesn’t take much time.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Yes, those are made specifically for hotels and come pre-cooked and frozen in a box like this:

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• 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It’s just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don’t give a damn.

  -1/10 stars … I wouldn’t return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it’s staff.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Jesus… fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough…

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