Please die as soon as possible you ghoul.
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fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 8 hours agoAyyyy I do this a lot if I don’t know the place. I’ve spent a lot of time and effort figuring out what I like and have a collection to match my preferences.
If they have the styles and regions I like I order off menu, if not I got mine. $30 corkage is reasonable for a decent restaurant, I know a dive bar that does $10 and a bunch of us go there for snacks and to bust out bottles to share.
All good bottles should be shared.
Donebrach@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Seek therapy.
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 3 hours ago
You ok? That got to a ten really fast.
moncharleskey@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
So if I’m following you correctly, you bring a bottle to a restaurant and pay them to pull the cork and I guess give you glasses?
paraproto@szmer.info 3 hours ago
Going to the restaurant you pay the most for the place simply existing in time, space and rent.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
And chill and decant if they’re fancy.
Protip, boxed wine doesn’t have a cork, so they can’t charge you for de-corking it.
sundray@lemmus.org 3 hours ago
That’s where the little known “goon bag” fee comes in.
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Not always, it’s just a fee for brining your own wine.
fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 3 hours ago
Correct