Comment on Anon creates a mystery

Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  On the morning of Jan. 25 he left his $900,000 home in Palm Beach Gardens, Fla., for that walk

  What a weird fucking detail to start the article with

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  • nforminvasion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Everything in the USA is a competition and a flex on other people.

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That struck me as strange as well

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Pity this poor rich man, because even though he was rich, he still had problems 🥺🥺🥺”

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• djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  reality is stranger than fiction

  or more likely, anon was inspired

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Look at the date on the article as opposed to the greentext. I think it might have been Florida Man who was inspired lol

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• heartSagan5@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Of course it’s Florida man.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Damn. Went from funny to oh shit.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It seems likely but doesn’t explain the lack of a casing

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  • nathan@lem.permisuan.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Maybe a revolver?

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