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TrickDacy@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Exactly why are you not wishing for infinite genie blowjobs?
Imagine having a consatnt never ending blowjob, Even if it is by the best mouth in the world, after an hour it starts hurting, after a day you are hungry and thirsty, and having a Djinn permanently attatched to your dick will make it hard to get food/work or do anything.
you will have to chop your dick to free yourself, while the djinn is stuck with your cock in his mouth for eternity
Lol that’s only if you don’t specify they are individual bjs and on demand
You didn’t define how long an individual blowjob lasts. You haven’t solved the problem. Enjoy getting your weenie destroyed by a genie.
If I was actually going to be able to make this wish, I’d have to sit down for hours with someone like you creating a framework to prevent issues like that lol
youtube.com/watch?v=Bwic3hJ4q1A
It doesn’t work.
This was amazing, thanks!!
That’s one wish though. Loophole!
I don’t need to. I already have @dastechniker@lemmy.world
:3
cruseo@piefed.world 20 hours ago
Because that can go wrong and a lot of ways. Genies can be tricky.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Yeah, “infinite genie blowjobs” is begging to end up in a Twilight Zone porn parody.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 20 hours ago
Seems like you’d get turned into a genie that can only grant wishes by giving blowjobs…
cruseo@piefed.world 19 hours ago
It’s funny because that’s the first thing I thought of when I wrote my comment, lol
db2@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Or “jeany” as in jeans, jeans rugburn it to a bloody nub.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I suppose? I thought that was more of a monkey’s paw thing though
cruseo@piefed.world 19 hours ago
Anything that grants wishes doesn’t do it “for free“.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Sounds like you’ve been burned before. Was there a blowjob incident? Lol