I‘m glad there are still such wordsmiths in this LLM age.
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dragonlover@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
nightlily@leminal.space 1 day ago
LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My God this abomination of text should not exist. We have to go back.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Don’t you see? There is no going back! We’re in the thick of it now baby, so buckle up buckaroo cause it’s a bumpy road ahead and where we’re going we don’t need Hitachi wands, but we got 'em anyways!
LePoisson@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Oh yeah we’re fucked, I’m buckled in but scared - this ride is wackadoo.
nastronot@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
I think the fact that you received this says more about you and your friend than it does about the state-of-the-art in copypasta…
fluckx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What in the actual fuck did I just read
dragonlover@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Poetry
DrSoap@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You think they’ll study us in the future?
nastronot@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Wouldn’t you. We are some weird mother fuckers
Sprinks@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Something straight out of 2012