Comment on My asshole will never recover.

• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.

  Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finger is for fun,

  I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.

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