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Godort@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  so space pumpkins are in our future

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  • Anchorxiety@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The ISS will be replaced by the ISP International Space Pumpkin

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  • decolo@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    We must immediately redirect all science efforts to growing the Space Pumpkin Replacement Planet.

    And then put elon and Lil Bezzy and the rest inside it after it’s big enough out there.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Theoretically, a pumpkin could grow to be about 20,000 pounds before it couldn’t exist under its own gravity.

  Child’s play. All we need to do is suspend the pumpkin in a large body of water, and we can easily surpass this 40-ton limit.

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  • shartgargle@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    10 ton.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  does this include spumpkins (sp*ace-*pumpkins) or does it presume earth standard gravity?

  how much of a grant do you think i could get for growing giant space pumpkins?

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is the first real reason I’ve ever heard to colonize the moon.

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    • rapchee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      good news! you could do this on a near-earth space station too!

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t care about pumpkins, but I’m always on the lookout for interesting podcasts. Thanks.

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