Comment on If just before a cremation, I lined the coffin with 30 phone batteries, would the resulting lithium ion fireworks display have any meaningful effect on the proceedings?

Solumbran@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Maiq@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  He could put them in his prison wallet.

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What? A whole coffin?!

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    • Maiq@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Depends on his fortitude and dexterity roll.

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      • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        He autosucceeds at the fortitude roll, as an undead. The Dex is harder, because of rigor mortis

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• adespoton@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a result, you’d end up with a bemused mortician the next time they used the coffin, and that’s about it.

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• radiofreebc@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t even get in a coffin these days. You get taken straight from the place you died into the oven.

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Good. Using a coffin for that would be a ludicrous waste of money and effort – money and effort that would be better spent on the living, who can appreciate it more.

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• Cobrachicken@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ? Usually they are intended as part of the fuel needed to burn the body, at least here in DE.

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  • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Usually this isnt part of the actual service, at least not in cremations I’ve been to. It happens afterward, so all the batteries would do is damage a bunch of equipment and potentially set off the fire alarm during the wake.

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