Comment on Buddha orders a pizza: "Make me One with Everything"
Davel23@fedia.io 14 hours agoThe hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
WappleFF27@feddit.online 8 hours ago
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.