Comment on Poseidon why

pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”

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  • pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Why stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Poseidon’s power washer

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.

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