You really should be cooking your bacon longer or at a higher temperature if its giving you food poisoning
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AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 8 hours ago
I’d take the rat poison. It’s gonna give me food poisoning, true. But at least it’s honest about it. With the other “foods” you’ll get food poisoning too, but they don’t sell themselves as poison, so I find it dishonest and not worth of my money.
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 6 hours ago
funkajunk@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It would just be straight up poisoning, and you would die
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 6 hours ago
Would you die or just get really sick? I thought rat poison only works because rats can’t vomit it out
needanke@feddit.org 5 hours ago
I think (modern) rat poison works by mimicking vitamin K wich thus inhibiting digestion of actual vitamin K. This in turn will lead to internal bleeding and therefore the rats death. So if you eat enough of it or are small (like children) and decide not to seek a doctor to stop the symtoms it can defenetly kill you, albeit slowly and painfully.
You could however save money, since this kind of rat poison is not really biodegradable and sticks around in its victims and their predators. So just eating a dead rat would be chreaper and might have the same effect.
AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 7 hours ago
So, like with a bag of salad, except the bag of salad won’t tell you that it’s poison.