Comment on Cursed Seinfeld Episode

BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• CaptainPedantic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was so worried as a stupid kid that I was a pervert because I was attracted to girls my age. No, it just turns out I’m attracted to people my age.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Me too!

    And I still wonder when did 50 year old women get so hot?

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When they look at you with practiced scorn, and you find that hot

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      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        It’s like you know me!

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    • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      it’s authority that comes with age, the leather, riding crop d̶o̶n̶’̶t̶ hurt either.

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  • FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When I was younger, I once convinced a friend of mine that he, a sixteen year old, could be arrested for sex with a minor if he slept with one of his classmates and the cops found out. I still crack up over his bugged out eyes.

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• cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t you know you’re suppose to wait till your 35 to date a 17 year old

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In my mid 20s I was dating a woman who’s kid was 17 (which is the age she had them). I genuinely can’t imagine how a 35 year old wants to date someone that young.

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  • gastroglizzy@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    When you’re a star, they let you do it

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I fucked that up. Thanks for the feedback!

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    • cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Give it the old Jerry Seinfeld second try, remember you’re never too old to date a 17 year old!

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      • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        🤢🤮

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• peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve dated 15yr olds, 16yr olds, 17yr olds, I was also the same age or 1yr older. I did date a 20yr old when I was 26, honestly that did feel a little strange.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The cusp around over/under drinking age when I was young seemed huge. Crossing the line and dating someone under it even if just a few months different seemed huge.

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    • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Idk turning 16 wasn’t that big of deal to me

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• snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I did as well when I was 19 and she was 17. I also picked her up at school many times.

  The principle even high fived me!. (I made up that last part)

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