Comment on That’s just unrealistic… too few poop breaks.

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t, but my boss doesn’t have to know that.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Bingo! Poop breaks are code for “freedom time.”

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    • Oth@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime, that’s why I poop on company time!

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      • Sausage_Mahoney@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        You get a nickel, boss gets a buck. Steal the catalytic converter From the company truck

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      • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime That was a poem From a simpler time

        Now his boss makes 1000 While I make a cent And he’s got employees That can’t make the rent

        When the CEO makes a million And we don’t make jack That’s when we riot To take it all back

        Now Mr investor If this seems extreme I have to remind you It beats guillotines

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      • floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime,
        That was a poem for a simpler time.
        Now boss gets a billion,
        While workers get jack
        That’s why we strike
        To get our lives back!

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t?..

  I need to go see a doctor.

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What if it’s one really long shit? Like 24 hours

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      IBS gang rise up!

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      • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        No, that will make a mess!

        Gotta sit down.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        apparently probiotics helps with that, especially if your taking anti-biotics.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      eat more fiber.

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  • dektep@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    always assumed people went once per day

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    • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If we are being real, I go anywhere from 1 to 3 times a day on average, but I have mild IBS. On a bad day, it can be more than 3.

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      • MolochHorridus@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I go 2-3 times a day. No IBS, just food, fluids and enough of dietary fiber.

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• MolochHorridus@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Poop breaks should not go down just because the pay is higher.

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• DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s per hour

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• VinegarChunks@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My gastroenterologist said that three times a day is too much and three times a week is too little

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