Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it.
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 3 weeks agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
Widdershins@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I only touch the plastic wrap.
andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
flandish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
always good to have spares
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
One for casual, one for formal.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
My other cock is ranked.