It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one
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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 6 days agoTrue my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.
andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 days ago
Widdershins@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 days ago
It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 6 days ago
I only touch the plastic wrap.
flandish@lemmy.world 6 days ago
always good to have spares
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 days ago
One for casual, one for formal.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 days ago
My other cock is ranked.