Comment on splat

• flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  i think if you zoom in it shows you already tried. but gotta zoom in real close. ^(you got a small dick.)^

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      always good to have spares

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      • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        One for casual, one for formal.

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    • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Please put your pocket rocket through the dishwasher before touching unpurchased food with it.

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It hasn’t been anywhere of note, I assure you. If you don’t believe me, look at my face.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I only touch the plastic wrap.

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    • andyc@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It might be tiny, but it smells like a big one

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