I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
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danekrae@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be on a main character in Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
hansolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
All you need is a star chart and a sense of wild abandon.
What’s your sign? Born in March? Yes, looks like you’re an… Ursa major! What good fortune!
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes yes sign of the empty bowl: you will forever be searching for the perfect cup of pho. beauty lies in front of you, perfection is in love and in your family. you must harvest [5 human hearts] for your broth for perfect pho.
i’m really not sure about this translation
DigDoug@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You can major in Ursas? Cool!
TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Primus sucks!