Comment on "We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"

lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.

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  • deluxe@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Mom, we want Violet!”

    “We have Violet at home.”

    The Violet at home.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it

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  • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s not the same when you say it.

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    is this a self-report, ricky? are you noodling on main?

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    • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Look at a rigatoni and imagine what you can do with it.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Sorry i was born a linguine lover and i’ll die a linguine lover

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        idk if i could fit a whole one tbh

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  • B1tch_Pudding@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.

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  • MediumGray@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What a beautiful thought.

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