Comment on Happy Kirkday!

• BambiDiego@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He probably uses Islamic inventions like H’ard So’ap and Bi-nominal functions!! SINCE WHEN DO NUMBERS NEED TO HAVE SEXUAL PREFERENCES?!

  They even drink the Muslim Beverage C’off We!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nah, do the french ablutions

  BIDETS FOR NEW YORK

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  • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s literal shariah you are preaching!

    In Muslim-majority countries, bathrooms are often equipped with a bidet. This ablution is required in order to maintain ritual cleanliness. The common Muslims practice of taking off shoes when entering mosques and homes is also based on ritual cleanliness.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ritual_purity_in_Islam#Hygi…

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ritual cleanliness? A properly bathed tush is a thing of I don’t know, have you tried going back to scraping it off with paper?
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      Now I feel like I gotta make a butt bath ritual

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  • mattyroses@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    BIDET

    BIDEN

    YOU THINK THAT’S A COINCIDENCE???

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      well now i don’t

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  • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ah, they’d just pronounce it wrong. Buh-DAY, they’d say. No, it’s a nice idea but I don’t think it’ll flush.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      ALL THESE DRINKIN FOUNTAINS TOO LOW

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