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Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.

When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.

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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha

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- NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Check the username. It’s 100% what a tapeworm would say.
  
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SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
=.=™

What the fffaaaa~

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NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.

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- Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Dear God…you’re right. They have infiltrated us. It’s fubar!
  
  Game over, man! Game over!
  
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  - NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    Calm down; you can always smoke them out. They never shut up about prescience (the ability to see the future) or Dune (worm propaganda), and they love eggs and bacon.
    
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Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
diarrhea for months, and not the good kind.

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