Not all beaches are sandy
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anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 days agoPeople romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
bss03@infosec.pub 2 days ago
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
BORTLES!!!🍾🔥