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RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
That sand is gonna be painful.
People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
BORTLES!!!🍾🔥
Not all beaches are sandy
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 days ago
People romanticize sex on the beach … until they actually try it. You can make it work but fuck me why bother?
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you never fuck in the sand, you’ll never get vagina pearls.
bss03@infosec.pub 2 days ago
I feel like that’s a relevant Eleanor Shellstrop (character from “The Good Place”) quote here, but I couldn’t find it in my Internet searching.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
BORTLES!!!🍾🔥
HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 days ago
Not all beaches are sandy
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bucket list. Live and learn. Big towel helps.