Comment on “Tf???”

clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  [doctor sweeping piece of bone under carpet after surgery]

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  • clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They try to use it in the next operation. Somebody out there with mismatched bones. One leg longer than the other.

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    • BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      And a paternity test that doesn’t match the husband

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  • Murse@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Doctors would do no such thing!

    …they’d actually just waltz around the hospital with whatever fell onto the OR floor still stuck to their shoe, tracking chunks of it all over the fucking place until some some crusty 70 y/o nurse chews him out while swatting him with today’s word search from the news paper.

    Pretty routine stuff, really.

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  • EliteCloneMike@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    😷🧹🦴📜🤫

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  • AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Best comment I’ve read on Lemmy today. :D

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is just long enough to make a literal skeleton key

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• morto@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And most of the time those screws aren’t necessary anyway

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