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Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.
It also doesn’t need to be connected to the fucking internet.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children’s buttholes?
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I hate those “find every body orifice” captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they’re exclusively driven by assholes?
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
“AI Toilet Camera Raises $10M to Track Gut Health Where Wearables Cannot Reach.”
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“Where wearables cannot reach”, sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
THAT is a real shit post
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc