Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

• tkohldesac@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  my last unemployment check just hit my account. Not even a single call back in 6 months. I’m scurred.

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  • Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you tried strapping yourself up by your pullboots?

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    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or booting yourself up by your pullstraps?

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      • Dialectical_Specialist@quokk.au ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        These both sound unsafe

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  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuck ‘em. Add AI to the front of everything on your resume and apply at a startup.

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    • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I feel like if they could successfully bullshit like that, they wouldn’t be in that situation in the first place. Or they have some kind of health issue that makes it literally impossible to work any kind of job, even if they make it through the application process.

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  • Hello_there@fedia.io ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you shopped your resume around with friends or family? Or stripped identifying info and posted it here? Blind spots happen with resumes and a little outside perspective can help with targeting it to the job you want.

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