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• masinko@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There’s an old saying in Tennessee - I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, throw a shoe at me once, shame on - shame on you. Shoe me… you can’t throw a show again.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Not after you’ve thrown both shoes you can’t!

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Shoe me once, shoe on you. Shoe me twice, can’t get shoed again.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The thrower did nine months in prison and to this day says it was the proudest moment of his life.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tbf, he did have a decent shoe dodging game.

  “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shoe.”

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  • SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Tbf Donny out there dodging bullets

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Idk, that was an active dodge. Trump just “got missed” (supposedly)

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      • SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Hard to say if it was great skill or Jesus I suppose.

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      • davidagain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The ketchup hit the spot though. Or his ear cartilage magically grew back.

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