Comment on People who piss on the toilet seat in a men's restroom.

pineapple@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• kadotux@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just sit down to pee like an adult

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  • jestho@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But there’s piss everywhere :(

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    • kadotux@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I tend to cover the seat with toilet paper before sitting, if the toilet seems filthy :D

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        That’s a really weird thing to do. My sensory disorder feels violated through the screen.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I doubt the overwhelming majority of the seat pissers are reading your comment.

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• PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve literally gone into public bathrooms with no urinals, only stalls, and the seats don’t lift up. You have no choice but to aim and pray.

  Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

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  • pineapple@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Except I’m not a degenerate and I’ll grab some paper and wipe anywhere I missed.

    thank you!

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  • titanicx@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    No choice? Sit, it’s more comfy anyways. Give yourself 1 minute to relax.

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    • mbp@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      When I pee sitting down, I always have some more trickle out when I stand up. That can cause more mess to clean up than the alternative. Is that not a common issue? Do I, like Hank Hill, have a narrow urethra?

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