One thing does. When your bidet’s thermometer breaks so it doesn’t keep your bum water nice and warm. A cold bidet is not a joy in the middle of the night in winter.
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MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks agoNothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My wife says the bidet made all my sons gay. Because all three of my son’s identify as gay, and we had install one of those in their bathroom in 2020 during the height of the toilet paper scare.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I run Arsch btw