Because it’s just the imaginings of someone who thinks they’re superior for wanting their coffee black.
(Also, lol, why would you ever go to a coffee shop for that? You can very easily make it at home. Even when traveling, a lot of hotels can provide you with plain coffee just fine.)
red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 days ago
As a ”Just coffee, black” guy, I’ve never had this problem in any coffee shop ever
OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 days ago
Because it’s just the imaginings of someone who thinks they’re superior for wanting their coffee black.
(Also, lol, why would you ever go to a coffee shop for that? You can very easily make it at home. Even when traveling, a lot of hotels can provide you with plain coffee just fine.)
red_tomato@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Sometimes I meet friends at coffee shops
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Because you like coffee and don’t want to carry a thermos all day?
MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Do you drink your coffee black?
TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Same, that’s why I linked the kym page, some responses are on point
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 3 days ago
I think this is my favorite:
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Lauchmelder@feddit.org 3 days ago
I mean black coffee is pretty much by definition the base ingredient for all other coffee derivates. It’s insane to think a barista couldn’t handle it
dalekcaan@feddit.nl 3 days ago
“Grrr, I hate this customer! They’re making me do less work than usual!”
– No underpaid employee ever
Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social 3 days ago
At the very most they’d just ask if you want an Americano or just drip coffee
teslekova@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Indeed. If you have an espresso machine you just pull a shot or two and top it up with hot water instead of milk.
Fucken coffee, black, straight up.