Comment on Few adult men are killed by adult women.

Aedaz_@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How do you plan your escape?

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Raise the periscope while still near the surface and hope that a friendly ship spots the feather first.

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    • farngis_mcgiles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      is the periscope your weiner?

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      • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Yes. Don’t ask about the 90° bend before the tip, it’s a long story that I haven’t made up yet.

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    • Im_old@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      a tug maybe…

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• 5ibelius9insterberg@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s a perfect metaphor for crying over „man hating feminists“.

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I like to turn up the Bluetooth speaker and pretend I’m Stan Rogers performing in a smokey bar, using my showerbeer as a microphone.

  youtube.com/watch?v=OpKqdh1WmGY

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