Comment on ExcUse mE siR i orDerED my penIS 30 minUteS ago

• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?

  I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.

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  • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Might take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?

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    • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.

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    • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      demon worms, that make sense now. he also looks the alien in MEN IN BLACK.

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      • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        He kind of looks like the grinch.

        The grinch who stole medicine.

        I can see him driving his van all the way up that hill in the middle of the night and dumping all those syringes off a cliff.

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  • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Might be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dont you mean whale juice/entrails on his head.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What in the actual fuck?

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  • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well they’re dead raccoons. He has a whole roadkill… Thing. And has gone into depth about separating off the penises of raccoons.

    You think he’s the weird one in this administration?

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