Comment on ExcUse mE siR i orDerED my penIS 30 minUteS ago

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s got a history with eating raccoon penises.

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So we dump water on his head, clean water, and the parasite comes out?

    I saw it happen with a praying mantis recently.

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    • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Might take a little more, but I’m pretty sure its never been tried, so why not give it a go?

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      • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Worst case scenario is that he gets a bath. Interesting scenario, he drowns to death cause he can’t survive in water that’s not rancid.

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      • muffedtrims@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It needs to be holy water. Just boil the hell out of it.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We dump holy water on his head, then it spins around three times, he starts levitating, then he vomits all the moths that hatched from the brain worms.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        demon worms, that make sense now. he also looks the alien in MEN IN BLACK.

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    • Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Might be more of a Wrath Of Khan type situation

      xHItuY3pHxlUJSG.jpg

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      dont you mean whale juice/entrails on his head.

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What in the actual fuck?

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    • PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well they’re dead raccoons. He has a whole roadkill… Thing. And has gone into depth about separating off the penises of raccoons.

      You think he’s the weird one in this administration?

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