‘Gee, I sure would like to set those people on fire over there. But I’m way to far away to get the job done. If only I had something that would throw flame on them.’
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TIEPilot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
I changed it up and bought a flamethrower. No not that wimpy Elon version. I bought an XL18, fucker throws out 135 feet of napalm.
That made me happy like my .500 magnum.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 5 days ago
TIEPilot@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Modern problems need modern solutions.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 days ago
i still think it’s hard to beat the flaming trebuchet load of dog poop on the front door
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Happiness is bringing sadness to people out of reach.
0ops@piefed.zip 5 days ago
But also fire