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• Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Holy shit 🤣

  My son Jake, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a practical young man who works in computers and adores macaroni salad. He’s a good son. I also have a daughter. She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.

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  • manxu@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think the tragedy is the mom not realizing that the mayo on the shelves today is for the most part only a distant relative of the “oil and egg yolk emulsion” she used to eat as a child.

    That is, Millennials are justly rejecting a 100% chemical mix supposed to taste like a natural food, but whose ingredient list looks like a who’s who of food processing science, while it makes her fondly remember something that spoiled quickly if not eaten after opening. You can’t blame the young’uns for not having your memories.

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    • angband@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      webstaurantstore.com/…/999hlmn5308_nutrition.pdf

      Hellman’s mayo does have a chemical preservative. “Natural flavors” is a bit suspect, too.

      external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F…

      Veganaise is full of highly processed and vat-grown ingedients, just like “ben 'n jerry’s” has been trending.

      Most restaurant stuff is full of compromises.

      I think the 800 pound gorilla is cost vs quality, not nutrition. All those restaurants have shit quality, mcdonald’s-like production lines, and are a suck-ass eating experience.

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    • baines@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      kewpie japanese mayo

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That is one of the absolute best parts lmao

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lmao i really loved this part

  They’re also shunning their parents’ preferred restaurants — Applebee’s, Ruby Tuesday, TGI Fridays — to seek out more authentic fare. Old-school eateries, in turn, are diversifying in their search for new customers. Just this year, Red Lobster rolled out a waffles-and-lobster option, and Red Robin launched a vegan burger. You don’t put mayo on a vegan burger.

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• AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That was hilarious.

  Do other condiments have pale imitators like Miracle Whip and Just Mayo and Vegenaise? I don’t think so!

  Author’s never stepped foot into an Asian grocery, and it shows.

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t say that, I don’t want it to be 😭

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  • Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    There are simply too many quotable lines in this article. Amazing

    A movie called “The Mayo Conspiracy” won the Best Comedy Feature at the 2015 World’s Independent Film Festival.

    Im going to have to watch this film however

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