Do you have a plan to accurately replicate the aroma and muscular tension of a deceased roadkussy with early rigormortus?
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WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Instead of having to contemplate about fucking some poor, deceased deer…how about I dress up as a deer, and you all fuck me instead?
It’s more ethical that way.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I already got the aroma of roadkill down 👍
abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why does “roadkill roleplay” somehow manage to sound worse than actually fucking roadkill…
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Because I’m an ex /r CursedComments regular.
Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Said her name was Bambi and I said, “Well that’s a coincidence darlin’, ‘cause I was just thinkin’ about skinnin’ you like a deer.” Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask as I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it’s hard to hide a hard-on when you’re dressed like Minnie Pearl.