If me blindly belueving an Internet meme is what it takes to save me from seeing autopsy photos of his taint, then as far as I’m concerned this is all now cannon.
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ByteJunk@lemmy.world 2 weeks agoIts time for the autopsy report to shine some light on that taint.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Dave dies in a disfiguring accident and they have to identify the body. They bring in his 2 lifelong best friends to ID him. Bill comes in and asks to see daves backside and says “Nope, that’s not Dave”. Then they bring in Ted who also asks to see Dave’s ass. He also proclaims him to be not Dave. The coroner asks how they can tell it’s Dave by looking at his bum. “Because everywhere we went people would say ‘Here comes Dave with them 2 assholes’”