I was stand wiper as a kid cause i never knew any better i guess. Someone told me you could reach around and clean before the cheeks close together and it blew my mind and I’ve never looked back.
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DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I pee sitting. I also wipe sitting.
People who stand to wipe are the real weirdos in my book.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
Same. It’s so obvious once you do it.
boboliosisjones@feddit.nu 6 hours ago
Sit wiping is for casual easy going wiping.
If we’re getting serious, I’m gonna be standing up and spreading the cheeks with one hand.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
Sometimes on hot days I’ll just go into a bathroom and give it a good swipe, just to clear the ass sweat out.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 34 minutes ago
Well that’s just good hygiene
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I usually just try to spread cheek on the toilet, using the seat to lock the spread in place
some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s all in the technique
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 35 minutes ago
Do you count the Waddle of Shame? I don’t count the Waddle of Shame, it’s much less intentional.