Spectacles, testicles (optional), wallet and watch. I know this is supposed to be how to cross yourself, but ever since my mother taught it to me I’ve used it as a way to make sure I was carrying everything I was likely to need.
Sometimes I’ll quote it to my wife and she’ll say “oh wait, I forgot my testicles!”
phar@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I feel like a handkerchief indicates way older than millenial
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 18 hours ago
Nah, late twenties. Parents taught me from childhood so that stuck around.
phar@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I have always found the idea of a hanky really gross. Do you actually blow your nose in it and then put it back in your pocket?
fartographer@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
I use it to wipe other people’s noses, and then clone them into one mega-human when I get home.
RogueBanana@piefed.zip 14 hours ago
Yes, I fold it in a couple times so it stays on the inside
can@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
I do that with regular tissue