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Danarchy@lemmy.nz â¨5⊠â¨days⊠ago
Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage âhave u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy sleptâ i say âyesâ they reply âyes whatâ I say âzaddy! Yes zaddyâ but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so itâs out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay âwhat happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?â I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut
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icelimit@lemmy.ml â¨4⊠â¨days⊠ago
Only a human could have written this.
Danarchy@lemmy.nz â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
Only a human can know the thirst for coffee and obedience
davetortoise@reddthat.com â¨3⊠â¨days⊠ago
The flame of life and ingenuity burns bright in a void of soulless mimickry, a twinkling hope that, in spite of the machinery of capital feverishly labouring to churn humanity from humans, the vibrantly corporeal imperative to fuck something - anything - can never be vanquished