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too_high_for_this@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

Tasteful bulge pic. No shirt, boxer briefs with an obvious half chub.

Unless they have a great sense of humor, then it’s the opposite. Donald Ducking with a throbbing erection and a thumbs up.

I also like to do dick cleavage. Pull boxers down so the base of the shaft is showing.

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ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Are you referencing the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight?

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Yes, drakes do have corkscrew penises

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- yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Surely that isn’t anatomically accurate, is it?
  
  Also, do ducks even have balls?
  
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  - ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    No, it isn’t. Ducks usually have smaller eyeballs and no clothes. Their testicles are internal.
    
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ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Pro-tip for the final stages: most phones can do slow-mo for grand moments you’d like to capture.

I don’t normally share my secret recipes.

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