I’d hope they’d at least be in stalls so that I can only see the feet of the dudes getting sucked off on either side of me.
Comment on Milking machine
CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don’t be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!
ericisshort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
We’ll you can hold hands with buddy on next machine. Helps to make itess stressful
londos@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.
APassenger@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We’d have to account for their height, wouldn’t we?
valkyre09@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Height’s irrelevant. You need to measure the dick to floor ratio.
SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Well, it’s just a compression algorithm, we can apply that
elfin8er@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just put the shorter one on a stool.
MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Accidental docking machine