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Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

I was doing flooring in a newly built house in Georgia. It was in an open field no shade, mid July. The house had no water or a/c yet. Went take a leak in the outhouse. No big deal. Well fast forward and thar hip hop fish n chicken: Philly cheesesteak is running through me.

See this one dude leave out of the outhouse. I go in. There’s fucking nut all over the wall. Like not peanutbutter or cashews…man nut. Baby butter. All over the back wall and toilet seat.

I end up shitting in a bag in a bucket in the trailer.

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prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
Imagine if it was actually the guy before him and you’ve been mad at the wrong guy lol

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PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

the philly cheese steak from hip hop fish n chicken

Do you also cool yourself down with warm milk?

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- Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  My milk has to be near freezing. Anyone who drinks warm milk is not on the same evolution tree as the rest of our civilized species.
  
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
the fuck. at least put it down the elevator to the basement, wankerdude.

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- Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Right? Perfectly good shaft to deposit it…but no all over the back splash!
  
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