Put a hook on your belt
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BeUnique@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
It also doesn’t fit in your pocket. How convenient.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 12 hours ago
Put it down your underwear and make it look like you’ve got a hard on all the time
BeUnique@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
Better yet, install a doorknob instead just so you can say it’s your knob
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
Modern problems
pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 hours ago
require modern solutions!
vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 11 minutes ago
Says you, I mostly use my jacket pockets for my phone. My jacket pockets are large and deep so I could probably shove like 3 of these things into one pocket, my jacket is a surplus Czech Military field jacket.