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BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put it down your underwear and make it look like you’ve got a hard on all the time

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  • Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Modern problems

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    • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      require modern solutions!

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  • BeUnique@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Better yet, install a doorknob instead just so you can say it’s your knob

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• paranoia@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Clip to a carabiner on your belt loop

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• smh@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TBF, maybe they wear women’s pants. A pack of gum wouldn’t fit in those pockets.

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  • Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TBF, anyone can wear any gender of pants. The pocket situation persists because it’s tolerated. If you made pants like that for men, they’d return them.

    Demand better.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My hips are too wide to comfortably fit in men’s pants without using the hell out of a belt

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      • Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s easier to add a belt to pants than it is to add larger pockets.

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    • smh@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      TBF, anyone can wear any gender of pants.

      Spoken like someone that doesn’t have an aggressive hip-to-waist ratio.

      Anyways, I wear scrubs. They’re the cargo pants of the professional world. My 6" ereader fits in one of the pockets. Highly recommend.

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• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Says you, I mostly use my jacket pockets for my phone. My jacket pockets are large and deep so I could probably shove like 3 of these things into one pocket, my jacket is a surplus Czech Military field jacket.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Put a hook on your belt

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