Comment on Humans Against Shitting

• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Jeez. All I wanted was to never have to be around poo or pee again. Is that really asking too much? You guys are mean.

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  • Bleach7297@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Granted. You are on the moon (with empty bladder and poop shute)

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s simple, you just have to remind yourself of the difference between the words ‘give’ and ‘take’ a shit. You have to observe the direction of transaction, are you giving or taking?

    And if you’re taking a shit, well where the hell are you taking it to, and why? 🤔

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When my dogs poo while I’m walking them, I have to take their shit from someone’s lawn to my garbage can if that counts.

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      • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Well clearly you’ve identified the problem. If your dogs poo every time you walk them, then stop walking them and they’ll stop pooing, problem solved 👍

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• qyron@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  May every single misdeed you ever commited happen to you. Ten fold.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    We got a ten shitter here!

    Bruh, chill out.

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