I’m not sure you really want that. As a horny teen I wanked myself dry a few times and it is painful.
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EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Damn, I just want my balls off. I wanna keep my dick.
What if I just have a nibble?
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
No, I’m positive I want that.
I think as a teen we all went a little too hard with our equipment once or twice lmao
Redjard@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
Balls only make sperm, the fluid is the prostate(?) or smthn, it comes from inside the body.
expr@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’ve never heard someone say that before. Why would you want one but not the other, if you don’t mind my asking?
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Hello! I’m not the person you asked but I figured I’d throw in my experience.
In my case, if I could snap my fingers and instantly change my penis to a vulva, I would. But I had a haemorroid surgery many years ago, and the month or so afterwards was one of the worst times of my life, so I would prefer it if no surgeon ever went anywhere near my lower trunk ever again.
But everyone’s experience is different. Some women just like to fuck, and of the trans women who do, some don’t feel the need to replace the factory installed equipment for doing so.
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well, you could still pee standing up.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
my dude, the she-wee has existed since, uh, plastic. maybe only as long as women have served in the military.
Bluewing@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not a very common thing to find in the wild.
grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Yeah like is there an artificial flavour I can try? Also someone attached to the birth kit
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
I remember Snow White a little differently from this
ironycanal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
You know all those stories were sanitized.