It was worth the price of admission just to see the Lesbian Fire Commissioner.
Why? Is she building a series of canals to divert water for firefighting? Because that would be legit funny. Because it’s a dike.
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DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
Credit where credit is due.
I live in NYC and voted for him, but I honestly thought he’d be bogged down by an entrenched bureaucracy and not actually do much.
It was worth the price of admission just to see the Lesbian Fire Commissioner.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In my opinion if you’re not a dyke it’s better to not apply it to a person.
I think the joke about a lesbian building a dike is funny personally so you got away with that one.
Triumph@fedia.io 2 months ago
What I would give to be the person in charge of lesbian fires.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
You wouldn’t last a minute at a lesbian fire.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Ten seconds, fifteen if I’ve just been in a previous fire. I’m bi-flammable btw.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
You flamed out twice??
The self own? Those are rare.
Triumph@fedia.io 2 months ago
That's why I'm not the Commissioner.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
https://youtu.be/YTWaB74-7Og
Report To the Commissioner.
Underrated 1970s movie
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Oh I can last far longer than you think.
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 months ago
Like they used to say on Reddit.
Pix or it didn’t happen.
DaleGribble88@programming.dev 2 months ago
Oh they call me the fireman, cause baby that’s my name…