Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed

• Ferroto@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  they’re mostly not even that harmful unless you make a gigaton of it and just kind of dump it absolutely everywhere

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• Bluewing@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First there was just cheese. Then we refined that cheese into plastics. Because cheese is just a mere handful of polymers away from plastic. And you wonder why you get constipated when you eat too much cheese…

  Then we got better and developed celluloid to make exploding billiard balls and false teeth from. It also got used to make pocket knife handles because you could make the most beautiful tortoise shell handles and Mother of Pearl, (the tortoises and oysters were very happy about that). And colored handles were bright and vibrant and stayed that way. But the off gassing would often rust the blades to dust in short order.

  Today, we have a thousand different plastic formulations for a thousand different uses. And it’s everywhere from soda bottles and cell phones, to cars, airplanes, artificial hips, and rocket ships. And even your balls.

  It’s a brave new plastic world.

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  • EddoWagt@feddit.nl ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I do like cheese

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• ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Glares in microplastics in my balls

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    glares at microplastics in his balls

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  • Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If they turn see-through then you have too much micro plastic content in them I think.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s a different issue, ballsack plasticity

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