Comment on most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman

Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My partner doesn’t like when I cum in them, even though there’s no chance at pregnancy. They just don’t like how it feels, so I wear a condom.

  They were super horny last week and offered I could cum in them, but I’d have to eat them out after. I’ve never done that before (eating myself out of them) but fuck it, why not give it a go.

  Long story short I did it twice.

  I’m so willing to try something once, I liked it enough to do it again two hours later.

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  • sharkweek@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Protip - cut out coffee and drink pineapple juice, it makes your cum a lot more tasty ;-)

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  • KuroiKaze@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is my nightmare partner. I will never comprehend pull out finishes.

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Who said anything about pulling out?

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    just don’t like how it feels

    i mean there’s a serious risk of infections from anal penetration so i get that many people just don’t like it

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    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Who said anything about anal?

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      • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        oh yeah you’re right.

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• Zomg@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  …anything? Okay.

  Shit yourself.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve already done that more than once growing up, and even a few times as an adult. 🤷‍♂️

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    • Zomg@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      🤷‍♂️ well, guess I’ll be going then. Lmao

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      On purpose? In a diaper? With people watching?

      Me neither? But, there’s a difference I imagine.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah… Have you never been a baby? 🤨

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    fun fact: i accidentally shit (shat?) myself once when i was hiking in the woods and had to take a dump … i tried to shit on the floor but some got on my shoes, it was messy.

    (riding the subway home was embarrassing)

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• SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  With an extreme vore fetish, once is all you get.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hmm…they can’t stop at seeing if they can swallow a hand/arm? That sounds like it won’t damage anything.

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