Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.
What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!
Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some B’s job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Ohhh I’d have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.
What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some B’s job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
Far douchier than a laser suit.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 14 hours ago
Calm down there, satan.