Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.
What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!
Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some B’s job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Also generational wealth. That will save you from working too
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ohhh I’d have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah. I would have been great at that too! Except I’d have 1 more dollar than you, and I’d be a total shitstain about it all day every day. Just constantly reminding you that I have more money than you do, until you go crazy and shoot me. That’s when you find out I have a full body laser suit protection that disintegrates any threat that come into my personal space. Including bullets.
What? Do you NOT have the body laser 9000? Pssshhhh, bloody peasant! See? This is why I have more money than you!
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nah, I’d be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I’d have some B’s job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I’ll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won’t consciously clock this. But subconsciously they’ll know. Know that I’m hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
Far douchier than a laser suit.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
There are probably loads of introverted trust fund babies that we never hear about. It’s just the loud mouth ones that get all the attention
Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Though luck in not popping out from the “right” vagina.
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Yeah I prefer this option.